Number of orders I have placed on Amazon to be shipped here: 1
Approximate number of days until the Amazon order arrives: 35
Mosquito update: Can’t update this right now: too busy itching my legs, ankles, feet, toes and fingers. I loathe mosquitoes.
Maid count: We’re still on number three and she’s amazing!
Driver count: Due to several issues including drinking on the job and failing to show up for work we just had to let #3 go. Hopefully we can hire number four soon.
Brave moments in Typ0 history: I not only took a tuk-tuk all by my self I even socialized with women I didn’t know and was vaguely pleasant to them.
Favorite Beverage: Hubby invented Fantica for my alcoholic pleasure. It is 1 part vodka to 3 parts orange Fanta. Yummm! (Please did you think I’d actually list a drink not containing alcohol?!)
Number of times we’ve cooked in our lovely kitchen: Next question please!
Amount of time spent at Jelabi store: They put something addictive in them. It’s totally not my fault!
A word to the wise: If you see a pink elephant in a room. Don’t mention it. No seriously, have more couth than your favorite blogger (moi!) and don’t mention the elephant in the room! I’m sorry, Buddy. =(
I thought the Geneva Convention prohibited this: “Becker” is on TV tonight.